The Web site for the World Sex Guide www. The World Sex Guide offers ahem blow-by-blow descriptions of prostitution around the globe. Poring over the reviews of Orange County gives you something of a crash anthropology course on the state of prostitution in our little buttoned-down oasis.
Reading entries that span five years—from to January —you discover that whoring once thrived around John Wayne Airport, until police crackdowns sent the world's oldest profession to the area around the Happiest Place on Earth. You find out that before the arrival of the Weekly 's ripping adult advertising section in , it was The Orange County Register classifieds that were universally cited by researchers as the source for finding potential sin.
That's right, potential sin. The Register and the Weekly make it clear to advertisers that all goods and services they pitch must be legal. Because escorts showed up at their doors to do nothing more than, well, escort. They encountered girls at massage parlors who only gave massages—and only of parts of the customers' bodies that weren't throbbing. Sadly, the research makes it clear that for the most part, OC is viewed as a moonscape when it comes to getting your rocks off.
Extensive police sweeps, spooked massage workers and an industry taken over by non-English-speaking immigrants are the most commonly stated reasons for our flaccid industry. If you're a businessman here on a layover, your days of getting laid may be over. The airline receptionist asked, 'You are flying to Orange County today? The airport is located in Costa Mesa. The road in front of the airport is located in Irvine on the north side and Newport Beach on the south side.
Those who have managed to find fun in the great outdoors generally cite Beach or Garden Grove boulevards. Lucky guy! Don't let her pick the room even if she says she has one. Ask her to show you something a cop would not. Bellflower is right outside the county and has a good street scene. Inside OC, your best bet is massage parlors. Most researchers preferred parlors run by recent Asian immigrants. Just last month, a researcher went to a Fountain Valley establishment where the Asian woman putting her hands all over him quickly made her way to his groin.
