Men do love a mature bird. There are fewer women my age working, so we fortunate few are much more in demand. When my mum was made redundant in her early sixties, she turned her hand, slipper and belt to beating naughty bottoms and soon discoveredthere were many more eager customers than she had the time or strength to discipline.
Most spankos are over 45, so they want an older woman, with natural authority and gravitas to put them in their place. I flew to Texas recently, to attend the Lone Star spanking party β where people huddle into one mid-range hotel for a long weekend of bottom slapping β and the women who were busiest were all in their sixties. The party host, Samantha, is 69, and specialises in spanking other women. Dawn, dusk and long beyond, she spanked bottom after bottom, for films and sessions, tucking dollars into her well-stuffed bra before skipping to the next room to start again.
There are dozens of websites and magazines devoted to us. Natural breasts are preferred, and minimal tattoos, but otherwise, be your authentic elderly self.
I heard of a woman of 92 who did her first solo shoot recently, and loved it. Another woman, in her mid-sixties, found her entry into porn by being spit-roasted by two chaps in their early twenties. She had been a teacher, but enjoyed swinging with her husband, and someone in that community put her details on Adultwork in an inappropriate attempt at humour.
It backfired magnificently with countless offers for her to make erotic movies β so she decided to leave her irritating pupils behind and spend her days getting drilled instead. He loves seeing me be admired and appreciated. I swim and run every damn day and still see the crepey skin against my speedos. Read the story in full here. Get in touch by emailing MetroLifestyleTeam Metro. Metro's hottest newsletter, with juicy stories and tips for spicing things up in the bedroom.
