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When you've been single as long as I have, you tend to accumulate a lot of experience on dating apps. And after a thousand or so swipes, you start to notice some common trends in what your fellow singles like to include in their profiles.
Then there are the people who are "looking for a reason to delete this app," which was probably charming the first time somebody used it.
And don't even get me started on those who list their education as having been at the "School of Hard Knocks" or "University of Life. Dating app bingo tends to vary from region to region.
For example, as a Brit, I can't tell you how many post-Brexit daters are "looking to leave the single market before the UK does! This is something that transcends gender or sexuality barriers; apparently, men and women of all different kinds of identities claim to be "fluent in sarcasm," and are looking for somebody who is similarly conversant.
But as somebody who has seen as many reruns of Friends as I have dating profiles, I personally can't fathom a less tantalizing prospect than going on a date with someone who models their comedic sensibilities on Chandler Bing.