Main Menu Portal Forums. Nevada Classics. Advertise at CC. Look at you! Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants Pack My Stuff And my favorite one Potential Murder Suspect And remember: Money talks A long groaner. So there once was a marine biologist.
This biologist was involved in the study of dolphin intelligence and he had two subjects that were the prize of his research. These two subjects had allowed him to progress his research faster and more completely in the last few years than he had ever expected to get but there was one problem. Both dolphins were getting old and he was afraid their passing would mark the end of his research thus causing him to have to go out and get a real job and this was just not acceptable.
He began searching for ways to keep his prize subjects healthy for as long as possible. As he was cruising an antique text of ancient sea lore he found an odd entry. It said if you fed dolphins freshly hatched seagull chicks the dolphins would live forever. Thinking there could be nothing to lose and everything to gain the biologist set out to find some seagull eggs. He called around and found a biologist in the next state who was studying seagulls who would give him two eggs for his experiment.
He jumped in his car and headed down the road. Arriving at the lab he found a large incubator full of eggs just ready to hatch.
He selected two large eggs, thanked the seagull researcher, jumped in his car and headed back up the road. As bad luck would have it he saw the eggs starting to hatch on the drive back.
