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As you know its Easter weekend and nothing says family and friends like talking about crucifixions. Nobody crucifies any more, not even those crazy terrorist fucks. But no matter how full of shit the ghost hunters are, Chris Angel is more full of shit than them all. Tully wants to learn the secrets of fortune tellers and psychics, mainly just to fuck with people. In Hollywood News, Lil Wayne is having seizures because he has epilepsy, not drug abuse wink wink nudge nudge.
Lindsay Lohan took a ton of shit from wardrobe after guest appearing on Anger Management but claimed that she had a deal worked out with producers, bullshit. Cysco did the thong song in a sports bar, I would provide the link but be honest, nobody gives a shit.
More Lohan news, she tried to avoid being photographed in Brazil by hiding under a table during some promotion job. Joanna Angel came into the studio today to play a sex question game. With every wrong answer, Ellis delivers pain, and Josh delivers insults. It was a rather hilarious game with answers such as, giraffes, 50 calories, seventeen hundred loads, and to look like a vagina. Then there was an Easter vs Passover duel of stupidity. Tully and Rawdog, with help of super hot Jew, Joanna, looked up facts about the holidays and tried to claim which one was the dumbest.
After hermaphrodite rabbits, raining frogs, burning bushes, and peeps, it was concluded that Easter was better because horseradish sandwiches are just fucking gross. Final calls were lame as usual. A few people trying to vote on the greatest riff 30 minutes after it ended, the usual penis compliments, a few lame ass jokes, same ol shit.